LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN

The teacher asked the children what their Father’s did for a living. All the typical answers came up – Fireman, policeman, politician, salesman…however little Johnny was being very quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father….

Reluctantly he replied “My Dad is an exotic dancer in a gay night club, and he takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he’ll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and let him shag him.”

The teacher sets the other children to work on some coloring and then took little Johnny to the side and asked him, “Is that really true about your father?”

“No” says little Johnny, “My Father plays football for  England , and after the traumatic defeat to  Germany ….. I was just too embarrassed to say that!!”