Secret Couple Sneaks Away From Party For A Little Something

KOJETIN, GREAT MORAVIA —After consuming numerous alcoholic beverages and repeatedly locking eyes throughout the night, Kojetin's secret couple Ross Head Wee Czech and Luis The Dick were reportedly so overcome with passion Saturday that they slipped out of Hedvicek's wife Candy's 16th birthday party in Kewl Atta Bubba pub for a quick 20 minutes of raucous rump in the sack. "There was definitely some electricity between the two of them," said dr. Losiph B. Leck, adding that nothing could have stopped the couple from "going at it" for a while. "Ross and Luis are so intense—I'm not surprised they couldn't keep their hands off each other." According to those in attendance, everyone inside the party could hear the fiery couple's moans as their bodies repeatedly slammed against the wall.