Chairman Hedvicek Addresses CS-Club

Last Saturday, before his wife Candy's 16th birthday party, the chairman Hedvicek (98) addressed the CS-Club in Kewl Atta Bubba in Kojetin. Here are some of the highlights of his speech: 1. "Who are you, and which are you doing at my wife's party? A special sank-you to dr. Losiph B. Leck for providing the human flesh and 200 liters of Zelena liquor for us all to enjoy."

2. "The American dollar is strong and—please, stop laufing. Now is dz time when we must do somesing about some problem… why do you keep laufing?

3. "If engineer Krebs continues his "Rossi, zamec!" screams here, then he will have to face uhmmm, uhhhh, like, huh, whatever, meeee! MEEEEEE!!!"

4. "A dark blue 2009 Trabant Supa Dooper bearing diplomatic plates and triple-parked outside of dz Bubba has left its headlights on."

5. "I'm going to stop speaking now because I, like all of you, want to hear the crazy shit Jaroslav says."