Bad jokes

After reading his story, I have lost all respect for Mr. Krebs and his dumb KHT. He actually had the audacity to disrespect homeless people like me in the worst possible way. By making a mockery of the CS Club, the town of Kojetin and my favorite pub, the Kewl Atta Bubba..

He might have thought he was being clever and witty, but in my eyes he was just being a pain in the ass.. Does he think it’s funny to be a poor czech emigrant living in California like me ? Does he think it’s clever to laugh at them and make cute jokes about Ross Head Wee Czech and his fecal vehicle ?

People who are homeless like me do not choose their lifestyle. Many suffer from mental and emotional issues, because they do not understand English. Gee, maybe Viktor should spend January living under a bridge like me here in California, with no money and nothing but a ragged old coat to keep him warm. Then maybe he’ll get a clue. I think he was scraping the bottom of the barrel if the only thing he has to make fun of is the plight of my dearly beloved CS Club. Mr. Krebs, smoke my pen !!

Re: Bad jokes

Dear reader,

We are sincerely sorry for your being such a sorry fvck. However, please do not despair. There are many losers in this world and I am sure there must be someone even more pathetic than you, no matter how slim the chance.

We suggest you go to Wal-Mart, buy a box of cheap strong red wine and spank your monkey in your cardboard box.

Yours sicnerely,

Dido Picci, Editor