Remains of Jaroslav found

The discovery of human remains by an excavator has halted construction of a whorehouse next to the pig farm in Kojetin. An examination by the kojetin archaeologist Russ Coor Wee Czech determined the remains were likely those of a poor czech emigrant from California Jaroslav IP99, television Prima Kojetin reported Tuesday. The man likely died from loosing his head by a hacksaw.. The remains were found wrapped in lime stone.

"They definitely did find a body, but the indications at this point are it's an individual murder gravesite, not necessarily a cemetery," said Sgt. Victor Krebs, PE, the director of a secret police BIS. "How it was placed there, that's yet to be determined. The way the head has been cut off indicates, that it could be the work of the devil from Kojetin, Ross Head Wee Czech," explains Krebs.

Members of a group called the CS Club said they repeatedly warned that the site was a historic cemetery. "This is a national historic site that they just tore apart," said Georgina Wanek, a member of the group.

The best fisherman in the world Luis Dedik said "When I was a little kid, I played here and my mom told me not to play around them graves. They were scared of ghosts like Jaroslav and stuff so I never went back there," Luis said.

Coor Wee Czech has agreed to pay for DNA testing of the remains of Jaroslav and for reburial in a nearby cemetery.

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